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| 38915 | 448 | pig luau | 35 | shapewright | May 25, 2012 | 2012-05-24T22:31:45-0400 | So the farmer is pulling stumps on the back forty and his tractor flips pinning him under, his favorite pig sees the commotion and comes running to the farmer, he tells the pig to go for help. Pig summons the misses and the farmer is rescued, the local news hears of the story and sends out a crew to cover it. The news caster while interviewing the farmer notices the pig is bandaged up and missing a leg and asks if he too was injured when the tractor flipped, the farmer says hell no, you can't eat a pig like that all at once. |