{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["8800", "119", "questioning the process", 82, "Benny", "Apr 26, 2007", "2007-04-26T14:21:51-0400", "You definitely don't want a Sugar, then, Ed.  I'm the opposite of a putzer - I want it \nnow.  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFlat spot?  Looks fine from here.  Bulgy curve?  Can't see it from my house.  Dry spot in the glass?  I'll ding it before that delams anyway.  Dimension off?  Easier to lean over a bit than to fix it.  Too heavy?  I won't have a beer for a week.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Yeah.  As if. \n )\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo, stick with those Cooperfish.  I am."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["8800"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5796949990326539, "license": "Public Domain"}