{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["8740", "119", "questioning the process", 38, "NJ Longboarder", "Apr 25, 2007", "2007-04-25T08:21:42-0400", "Smokey\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMonkeyBoy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngene\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nelkisthebastard\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ng-coast\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            \tYou tell 'em Gene!  HaHa MB.  Damn kids.\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI think he was just asking a few questions, not intending to insult.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tyeah elk, i didn't think he was insulting.  hope i didn't come off that way.  i like that monkeyboy guy.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOh wow I guess I should have read this post!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou're all still a bunch of ass kissers!!!! \n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tDumb ass!\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tPuh-lease.  Compare this post to any post Smokey has related to a bing and you will really see some good ole fashion ass kissing.  I was thinking about kissing Bing's ass once, but Smokey's head is always in the way."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["8740"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.46343299982254393, "license": "Public Domain"}