{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54377", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 60, "hullogfish", "Dec 5, 2013", "2013-12-05T03:45:56-0500", "I used to hate the surfing in hats thing. Smash cut to me being 30, male pattern baldness setting in, and a 34 year old friend getting stuff burned off his skin from going shirtless all the time, I now wear a Shity hat on tiny summer days when duck diving isn't a concern. My bald head at 50 will thank me for being a kook, I think."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54377"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.4926169967802707, "license": "Public Domain"}