{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54367", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 52, "Mizrachi", "Dec 5, 2013", "2013-12-05T01:14:26-0500", "FirstPointEric\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMizrachi\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            1.  The term \"sick\" when used to describe anything other than being ill.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2.  Me hooting my buddies into 2' closeouts.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI'd whole-heartedly agree with #1, but honestly, is there anything better than hooting your buddies into 2' closeouts?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI think not.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHa, true.  It's good times.  And those stoic or angry people who I'm offending somehow need to chill."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54367"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5549999987124465, "license": "Public Domain"}