{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54352", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 38, "Ticowannabe", "Dec 4, 2013", "2013-12-04T14:08:43-0500", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Josh gave me a hat one time that said \"slide the glide\"... f#%k me. Who'd wear that.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tslide the glide ...isn't glide a personal lube\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbetter yet!!!!  Brian Eno?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54352"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.4858550000790274, "license": "Public Domain"}