{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54334", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 23, "Ticowannabe", "Dec 4, 2013", "2013-12-04T10:09:08-0500", "dogleg\n wrote\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Also, surfing in hats.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLike your hat E but i need more as evidenced....\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDL wait til you get older and your face gets all cut on and burned...you might rethink the hat ...this is just the most recent one ...and there will be more for me.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni like chilly's take on it...but i say f-it, i have paid my dues and have no need to be constrained by others fashion concepts...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI will kook it up and geek it up as i please...just ask around\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhell chicks hardly ever look at guys over 50 much less 60 anyways... we are either invisible or father figures...and i am certainly not trying to attract dudes\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nlucky i have a great woman who remembers when i was semi-cool\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWaterman is an old term that predates most of us...and it is appropriate for a few people, it is just overused on those that don't really qualify in my book\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54334"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.617034000242711, "license": "Public Domain"}