{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["54327", "569", "Surf Cliches that need to die", 19, "Chilly Willy", "Dec 4, 2013", "2013-12-04T05:24:23-0500", "dogleg\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Also, surfing in hats.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThe older I get, the thinner my hair gets, and the more I like surfing in a hat.  It keeps my scalp from getting burned, and it's nice in the morning.  (Don't worry though, I only wear it when doing spinners at my secret spot.)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI definitely notice people looking at the hat when I first paddle out.  However, the level of acceptance of my hat seems directly proportional to how I'm surfing, at least in my own head.  If I'm surfing well, I feel like I've earned enough cred to wear what I please.  If I'm surfing lousy that day, I feel like the hat is like the cherry atop a kook sundae."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["54327"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8098899998003617, "license": "Public Domain"}