{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50412", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 98, "Finward", "Aug 6, 2013", "2013-08-06T11:41:40-0400", "PeakMaster\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Say what we will about the douche approach, bogus art, top hat and costumes...the kid has 100% natural talent so lose the jealousy factor straight up.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tEXACTLY"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50412"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6708600012643728, "license": "Public Domain"}