{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50377", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 75, "houseofsuffering", "Aug 6, 2013", "2013-08-06T05:49:15-0400", "Latte\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Here is a blanket statement that I stand behind. If you really give a sh1t about what other people are riding and how they are riding it (stylistically speaking) you have something wrong with your self, Period... You probably have other issues going on as well.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u00c2 Thats goes for world champs to forum hodad.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWell, then I guess I have something wrong with me because  I have to be honest, I threw up in my mouth a little bit after watching this clip:"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50377"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6141499998193467, "license": "Public Domain"}