{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50369", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 70, "applekat", "Aug 6, 2013", "2013-08-06T04:43:43-0400", "bing_nose\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            probably because Joel doesn't like this guys attitude or surfing - I remember him talking in \"one california day\" about earning respect from the big boys in his area.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe contest is called \"the Joel Tudor Duct Tape Invitational series\" - he can invite whoever he wants - that's why its his contest.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust read any interview with him (I agree on most of his points) and you'll see why this guy doesn't get an invite http://www.surfermag.com/features/joel-tudor-unfiltered/\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nEXACTLY. It's an EFFIN INVITational.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...Christ..he could invite ME.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(**Vegas odds currently skyrocketing**)"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50369"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5057109992776532, "license": "Public Domain"}