{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50349", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 66, "Chilly Willy", "Aug 6, 2013", "2013-08-06T00:57:02-0400", "FirstPointEric\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Trying too damn hard.   I mean, doesn't Joe realize that Slash kinda owns the whole top hat thing?   And after 25 years, it's kind of played?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tSlash?  Ha ha... I'd say that getup is way less Slash and much more Willy Wonka.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50349"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8024699964153115, "license": "Public Domain"}