{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50340", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 61, "jory", "Aug 6, 2013", "2013-08-05T21:32:52-0400", "aslbuck\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Joe can clearly surf well, but I'd like to see him try all that\u00c2 HP crap\u00c2 on a true log.\u00c2  And the \"I-should've-been-a-male-model\" photography in the videos is just so ridiculous and doesn't help make his case.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWhile I agree with your assessment of him trying to hard, I don't think his boards qualify as HP. He is riding proper logs. He is just doing so with a certain aura of doucheyness.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAndrew, quote of the thread right there"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50340"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6673400002910057, "license": "Public Domain"}