{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50324", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 46, "FirstPointEric", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T14:28:22-0400", "Salty\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            .\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nGlenn-\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThat photo is just awesomely stupid.  One word and only one word comes to mind: lahoozers.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTrying too damn hard.   I mean, doesn't Joe realize that Slash kinda owns the whole top hat thing?   And after 25 years, it's kind of played?   Joe can clearly surf well, but I'd like to see him try all that HP crap on a true log.  And the \"I-should've-been-a-male-model\" photography in the videos is just so ridiculous and doesn't help make his case.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSorry Joe.  Creative editing is lame.  IMO, Joel wins.  And don't hold your breath, Joe.  An invite to the Duct Tape is not in the mail nor will one ever be.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50324"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.9957450001820689, "license": "Public Domain"}