{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50310", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 32, "SReilly", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T13:05:08-0400", "The kids doing something he loves and is making a few $$$ so good for him. Do I like his style, no, but who cares. The reason I think he has never been \" invited is that he basically represents every thing the duct tape contest is not. \n\n\n\nMaybe he should start his on tour and call it the electrical tape and not invite Joel."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50310"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5834799994772766, "license": "Public Domain"}