{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50308", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 30, "FirstPointEric", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T12:38:36-0400", "manncura\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            :shock:  just bc you can doesn't mean you should, i think thats how the saying goes.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nJeebus.  Well put, Manncura.  What next, standing on the nose while playing a uke and singing a falsetto Tiptoe Through The Tulips?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan you say \"trying too hard\"?  Holy schnikeys is that embarrassing.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50308"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7996139993338147, "license": "Public Domain"}