{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50294", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 20, "houseofsuffering", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T09:08:55-0400", "Dude put together a youtube video to plead his case? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.  Whatever happened to picking up a phone or a good old fashioned fist fight to figure things out?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'd say the first step to getting in the Invitational would to stop making cornyass youtube diss videos and putting your tophat back in the closet.  Maybe worry less about having an \"official\" youtube page and fire your publicist, too(I'm sure you have one bro).\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh yeah...and this:"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50294"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 1.9642939987534191, "license": "Public Domain"}