{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50292", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 19, "aslbuck", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T08:50:15-0400", "Chilly Willy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Having just watched the video*, it looks like he's a great surfer.  It just seemed like an \"everything you can do I can do better\" showoff video with the clips back and forth.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThe video is entirely misleading in that it was edited and put together by JA himself, so of course the clips will fall in his favor. The kid is talented no doubt, but I find his look, style, and gesticulations to be so entirely fabricated and forced that I dislike watching him immensely. His one video where he is surfing in a f*cking tophat, ugh, it was painful. If it had been a Halloween thing, and he also adorned himself with a monocle, cain, and the rest of Mr. Peanut's attire, maybe, just maybe it would have been more watchable. I have known the name Joe Aaron for almost a decade and from the first uttering of it, I think associated with a club, maybe Doheny?, I had always also heard of the headache and baggage packed along with him. And, for the love of Christ the hair flips and attempts to create sensitive Bambi eyes and the look of a mistaken poet/painter thing is so hard to watch."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50292"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5540300007851329, "license": "Public Domain"}