{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["50281", "542", "The Joel Tudor vs. Joe Aaron thing", 8, "Chilly Willy", "Aug 5, 2013", "2013-08-05T05:00:52-0400", "Having just watched the video*, it looks like he's a great surfer.  It just seemed like an \"everything you can do I can do better\" showoff video with the clips back and forth.  Maybe he wasn't invited because he's not well known enough.  I had never heard of him until just now.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n*For anyone too lazy to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xodo6iA2XGk\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...but what's with surfing in a top hat?  Cooorrrrnnnyyy."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["50281"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6587869975192007, "license": "Public Domain"}