{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["45702", "508", "a note from the source.", 44, "Ticowannabe", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:39:58-0400", "I'm going to open with one Aloha (not by x's definition) and raise you two Stokes...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nif what we are going for is less inflammatory and less absurd than Roy...... \"nailed it!\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust looks like little boys scuffling in the dirt to me\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand yes you may call me Dad ......\nBitches!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngot to admit i have laughed a few times during this thread...maybe i just feel guilty"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["45702"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8850949998304714, "license": "Public Domain"}