{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["39281", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 62, "Finward", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T11:06:13-0400", "Based on what? Don't tell me you have built a multi million dollar testing facility with the 33+ million you have made off of these hundreds of boards you sell and you are know employing a staff of MIT grads full time to test each and every shape. Would be super cool if you did but your findings would still be biased since you own lab. I will give you this it MAY be the most advanced 14+ foot hollow wooden surf board built the exact way you build them but then again you are the only one doing it so by definition they are the worst being alpha and omega.  \n\n\n\n Truth is a absolute little man. Truth is infallible there is no degrees of it to a honorable person. Black and white...stasis and change. The deceitful will always try semantics to explain their \"truth\""]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["39281"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7581000008940464, "license": "Public Domain"}