{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["380253", "24125", "Global warming is fairy science", 94, "sightpoint", "Oct 28, 2025", "2025-10-28T19:07:16-0400", "C_M said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            A personal insult? What did I ever do to you? I don't even know you.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNo, not personal. I just think he's gross."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["380253"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6631529995502206, "license": "Public Domain"}