{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["376083", "24125", "Global warming is fairy science", 13, "Tubr1der", "Oct 8, 2025", "2025-10-08T06:51:05-0400", "PeakMaster said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The 90+ scientists have been proven as grifters.\n\n\n\nSurf on.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat Fox News has rotted your brain. Luckily for the rest of us there are still facts in the world. You'd have to be able to comprehend the scientific method, but obviously this is well beyond your brain capacity. So carry on kook."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["376083"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5064719989604782, "license": "Public Domain"}