{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["36082", "430", "Some stuff I have been working on.", 56, "Finward", "Feb 12, 2012", "2012-02-12T12:08:52-0500", "poidog\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I see us as a gigantic, dysfunctional family sitting around the world's biggest dinner table. Debates are taking place regarding one fin versus two (or three or four or five), 50/50 versus 60/40, convex versus concave, square tail or pin; some are sitting quietly, just watching; others used to talk a lot but haven't been to the table in awhile; newcomers pipe in with a word or two (a few listen, then look away); boards are swapped and sold; Shapewright and Boarddesign are told to go wash their hands because they have resin all over them; Roy is told to put away his wooden throne, Peakmaster looks guilty because he just took his third 45-minute shower of the day, and Austin walks in the kitchen door with a board covered with a confederate flag and says, \"Look what I made!\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWell if thats the case I'm stealing someones smoke and headed out to the garage, anyone else down?"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["36082"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6795799999963492, "license": "Public Domain"}