{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["340651", "21050", "Gutting NOAA", 61, "seabird", "Mar 14, 2025", "2025-03-14T12:08:41-0400", "slosurf said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            \"It's all published on DOGE's website...\"  If you believe that I have a bridge too sell you.  But I guess you also heard it on Fox News.  Pathetic.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI'm in my 20s - I haven't owned a tv since I lived in my parents house growing up. I don't watch Fox News. That joke, or whatever it is, is grossly overused and tired."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["340651"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5515770008059917, "license": "Public Domain"}