{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["340579", "21050", "Gutting NOAA", 34, "seabird", "Mar 13, 2025", "2025-03-13T17:46:40-0400", "Zzz said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Holy shit.  If it's on the DOGE website then it must be true!  Thanks for giving us the heads up.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nPlease don't get emotional and start shit slinging. Not the purpose of any of this.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nListen, it's a .gov website with actual hard data on the actual contracts that were in place\u2026 this isn't fabricated wordplay\u2026 they're hard audits. Money is traceable\u2026 if these receipts and audit trails are fabricated than we have much bigger issues."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["340579"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.4415769999468466, "license": "Public Domain"}