{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["340460", "21050", "Gutting NOAA", 5, "xaaronx", "Mar 12, 2025", "2025-03-12T16:06:05-0400", "TurtleTime said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Well, what do we need all these satellites and buoys for anyways? Who needs scientists and data? Good thing hurricanes and extreme weather are not on the rise....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYou can just control hurricanes with a sharpie."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["340460"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5564010007219622, "license": "Public Domain"}