{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["336002", "20655", "The Death of Surfing", 80, "B2Lose", "Jan 23, 2025", "2025-01-22T23:31:35-0500", "SdSurferguy said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            ^ agreed.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI wrote out a long response about everything that irks me too (the hyper-specific instagram reports kill me), but then remembered what a guy who I really respect (and he surfs circles around me) said last year. \"Remember, it's just a bunch of grown men playing in the water\".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm at 12 sessions so far this year and yet to have a 'bad' one. Two of them were just me and a friend. Yewwww!!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYou're beating me by two sessions. I'll catch you yet!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["336002"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6996899992373073, "license": "Public Domain"}