{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["335794", "20655", "The Death of Surfing", 50, "PeakMaster", "Jan 21, 2025", "2025-01-21T12:45:55-0500", "I'm down with giving one warning to any asswipe that shows up with a drone. Leave or get your ass kicked and your drone smashed. \n\n\n\nI got a ton of shit from some of the resident douchebags here awhile back when I was on a mission to go after this asshole in Monmouth county that had his drone spotlighting every decent break North of Sea Girt."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["335794"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7913400004326832, "license": "Public Domain"}