{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["32445", "395", "Olo of the Sun at Museum of Arts and Design in NYC.", 47, "Village People Cowboy", "Aug 22, 2011", "2011-08-22T07:18:56-0400", "Kaholo\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\njdogger\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            If the rule is \"you break it, you buy it\", you'd better check his price tag. They aren't cheap.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tHow much do they sell for?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat's a bit hard to say as he has never sold one. He has sold the \"build it yourself kits\" of his boards. You see, the boards Royboy builds are actually created to market the kits. The Olo of Sh*t that was on ebay didn't sell with an asking price of what, like $100,000? I laughed so hard at the time that I forgot the actual price. The kits are much cheaper.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeriously, from the \"appropriated\" Rolls Royce logo to the completely assine attempts to claim Duke's legacy as his own, Roy is a poser of the highest order, the Madonna of the surfing world, if you will: very little talent at his stated profession but a sh*t load of self marketing skills! (Bravo, Roy, Bravo!)"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["32445"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.4977429998689331, "license": "Public Domain"}