{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["32427", "395", "Olo of the Sun at Museum of Arts and Design in NYC.", 38, "Village People Cowboy", "Aug 22, 2011", "2011-08-22T03:13:39-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\njdogger\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I also see the exhibit is about woodwork and has nothing to do with surfing. we're happy for you!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tIncorrect.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWith the Olo of the Sun there the exhibition will have much to do with surfing.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNo, it is correct: the exhibit is primarily about woodworking, not surfing. This makes sense as your skills are better suited to furniture making than surfboards. As a shaper, your designs are unqualified failures. They just don't work. Poor functionality does not make a board \"post modern.\" In your case it makes it an over-priced, poorly designed piece of sh*t. My congratulations on being asked to contribute a sample of your work (although the curator said you submit a proposal for consideration, but hey, who wants to split hairs?). Again, I think you are a fairly talented woodworker, and even more talented self-promoter, but an absolutely talentless shaper.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCheers!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["32427"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8372839984076563, "license": "Public Domain"}