{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["32385", "395", "Olo of the Sun at Museum of Arts and Design in NYC.", 10, "Guest", "Aug 20, 2011", "2011-08-20T15:02:13-0400", "Don, roy doesn't validate his claims. Instead he uses $12 words and pseudo mathematics.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThere is no way Roy would let any of us ride that sculpture.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen he let a profesional surfer ride one of his sculptures and gave a ride report, Roy claimed the pro wasn't riding the board properly.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy lives in a perpetual state of Roy-ality...not reality."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["32385"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6551699989358895, "license": "Public Domain"}