{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["299280", "17382", "California--Current State of Living?", 69, "icecreamheadache", "Dec 6, 2023", "2023-12-06T11:04:33-0500", "txgrinder said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Sorry bro, already have a house rented and my posse of 18 body boarders coming next week. I just couldn't say no. I can't WAIT to make it a better place for everyone to enjoy. See ya soon!! LOLOLOLOL\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHopefully you know I jest.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI think the bodyboarders all picked up e-foils on their way up\u2026"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["299280"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6714499977533706, "license": "Public Domain"}