{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26814", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 94, "slosurf", "Jun 14, 2010", "2010-06-14T07:32:26-0400", "So, BP tally to date:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nkill majority of sea life in gulf \n\n\n\n\nput the gulf fishery out of business \n\n\n\n\ntourism will be shot to hell (unless you visit to witness the devastation) \n\n\n\n\nthe gulf oil industry is on moratorium \n\n\n\n\nthe oil will likely escape the gulf and contaminate the Atlantic \n\n\n\n\nthe oil will eventually contaminate Europe \n\n\n\n\nhurricane season will drive the oil inland and add decon duties for FEMA \n\n\n\n\nsurfers will be covered in gunk after each session \n\n\n\n\ndid we miss anyone?  Anyone??\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI guess Surfrider Foundation was right all along."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26814"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8075019995885668, "license": "Public Domain"}