{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26808", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 88, "g-coast", "Jun 14, 2010", "2010-06-14T05:02:18-0400", "BillyBob\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            G-string - better refrain from peeing in your wetsuit from now on; we don't know what happens when you add urine with that methane-oil mix...:shock:\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tJust the opposite WilliamRobert, my piss is an oil dispersant"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26808"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.701340000887285, "license": "Public Domain"}