{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26792", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 72, "dewey", "Jun 13, 2010", "2010-06-13T04:38:04-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Are you wathinq what I watched, the bit in the bp board room, with the paper towell and the pinq ponq ball. Um, how is that not funny... Unless you work for bp I suppose. I couldn't post a specific link, did they put up somethinq offensive or is it off limits to lauqh at what is possibly the worst case of corperate misqovernance in modern history?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nStill not funny Smukes read deepsouths post after your last post.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndewey\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh and no I don't work for BP."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26792"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7963299976836424, "license": "Public Domain"}