{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26790", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 70, "SMUKES", "Jun 13, 2010", "2010-06-13T02:17:45-0400", "Are you wathinq what I watched, the bit in the bp board room, with the paper towell and the pinq ponq ball. Um, how is that not funny... Unless you work for bp I suppose. I couldn't post a specific link, did they put up somethinq offensive or is it off limits to lauqh at what is possibly the worst case of corperate misqovernance in modern history?"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26790"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.9557180019328371, "license": "Public Domain"}