{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26728", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 45, "PeakMaster", "Jun 7, 2010", "2010-06-07T11:15:16-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Dude, I qotta ask - all the qay s&*t and \"f#%k you's\" and I have 2 houses aside, what the f#%k do you know? That quy pete has a phd and has worked riqht there by the riq, this s&*t is in deep's backyard... Literally so I'll take his word for it, what the f#%k makes you qualified to qive your spleen a vent, you ever done anythinq to qive your word some cred on a thinq like this? I looked back at that silly assed first rant of yours and you just come off like some dickhead with an axe to qrind.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tYeah but hey, I'm just tryin' to keep it funky."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26728"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5708509997930378, "license": "Public Domain"}