{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26707", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 26, "Guest", "Jun 6, 2010", "2010-06-06T01:03:30-0400", "The Corps? <Shudder..>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf I were in charge, I'd hire two regulators for every member of the ACOE they bring in.  90 years of corps activity on the Mississippi has been an unmitigated disaster from Iowa to the Dead Zone they helped create long before the Deep Water Horizon exploded. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBring in the Seabees, at least they've got a vested interesting in protecting the Biloxi area."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26707"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7428480003000004, "license": "Public Domain"}