{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26703", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 22, "PeakMaster", "Jun 5, 2010", "2010-06-05T17:33:20-0400", "peacefulpete\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            go put on a pot of tea.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tWell I gotta say, your last 2 posts make a hell of a lot more sense then your first one. In fact  I would agree with your second post almost in it's entirety. But no one can tell me that the President...any of them, but this shit is happening on Obama's watch, any President has the resources, authority and power to stop this thing in hours, not months. Hell, he could mobilize an entire legion of OSHA enforcement personnel to make life miserable for every aspect of BPs business, retail stores, oil storage,drilling transporting. What's more important is he could squeeze other oil companies to pitch in, lend equipment and personnel until this fucking leak is stopped.Mobilize military,government and the private sector. Oh no, wait, I think he's on vacation now.Maybe when he gets back. No, he is in it as much as the ass-clown Republicans you mentioned.That tea sounds good right about now."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26703"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5445800015877467, "license": "Public Domain"}