{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["26698", "330", "OIL ON THE BEACH", 17, "SuperKool", "Jun 5, 2010", "2010-06-05T06:17:51-0400", "I'm gonna burn a bunch of oil during the next week 'cause the waves up here have been one disappointment after another...so I'm going to SoCal in June?...well, at least it will be a change of scenery.  Burn gas, burn kooks, burn buds...burn burn burn enjoy the world for what it is while you're here and if you don't like it ride your bamboo bicycle to the Gulf and help clean up those birds.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHave you guys not given up hope for mankind yet???  How sweet. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPolitical discussions are always so much fun, let's all start slamming beers and talking about Amerika and see where it goes...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWe are a cancer with a conscience...still the dumbest animals on Earth...surf and enjoy life if you are lucky enough to be able to...hippies smell too bad to be surfers...these threads are fun...and too many tacos is a bad thing...and I have a crush on PeakMaster...blah...blah...blah..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["26698"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.580887999603874, "license": "Public Domain"}