{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["247358", "13009", "Hilbers /  PHD / Fineline", 58, "MeatHeadDeath", "May 14, 2022", "2022-05-13T23:53:57-0400", "Bummer, brutha, but another gem will come along.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n                    JMAC said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            WTF is wrong with people these days. Was supposed to buy that HotGen from owner. Set a date to pick it up. Checked in the day before to give an approx time and find out where we were meeting. No response. Luckily it wasn't a dry 4.5 hour drive(one way) to Newport Beach because \n@NewportLogger\n held onto a board for me for a few weeks to make it down. Owner finally messaged me here that he lost his phone at Coachella. Repeated messages to figure out a way to still coordinate a pickup haven't been returned. Now he's loaning the board out!? Fuck off. Lots of great members on this forum and there are some little bitches.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["247358"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.4375080006866483, "license": "Public Domain"}