{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["22282", "278", "New 12 foot 'Resolute Salmon' hollow parallel profile paulownia elliptical pintail", 71, "SMUKES", "Oct 13, 2009", "2009-10-13T04:02:12-0400", "WAIT WAIT... Okay, I just noticed that in Roy's photos that Roy indeed has NOT JUST ONE NAMED SWORD, but TWO FUCKING NAMED SWORDS and has taken a picture (yes, with a camera Roy) of himself wielding each! I know this thread has went the way of the Viking... Roy... but I just had to point this shit out, it is in fact what I do. WHO HAS TWO SWORDS? WHO NAMES THEM? AND WHO IN GOD\"S NAME POSTS PHOTOS OF SELF WITH SAID SWORDS ON THE WEBERNET? Roy Stewart, should we ever meet - and I hope we do, I'm buying you a beer... I'll drink it for you, you can stick to Tea or seawater or melted snow, it's the thought here."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["22282"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7724099996266887, "license": "Public Domain"}