{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["17898", "228", "Post Malibu/SanO Notes", 11, "surfore", "Sep 29, 2008", "2008-09-29T06:04:51-0400", "Okay here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a story (yes everyone who was there the first night heard this):  I like to leave for the weekend a bit early so I can take my time coming down the coast, settle in, relax and get in a few weekdays of surf.  I arrived at the San Mateo campsite about 5 on Thursday and set up my air mattress and beer - that's how I camp.  The only other group in the entire ring, 140 something through 157, were a few guys in 155 who were sitting around listening to some horrible light jazz - ya know alto saxy Kenny G shit.  I figured it must be the Texans so I walked over but it was dark and didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t recognize anyone from the group.  In a self-deprecating way I said, \"Hey are you part of the internet nerd surf group?\"  They said no they were not nerds but did surf and asked if I wanted to join them around the fire.  I introduced myself and realize, after my eyes adjusted, that the David who is shaking my hand is David Nuuhiwa and a few of his buddies.  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBy the time I joined them they had a bit of a heat on already, I think they were drinking beer and a bit of wine too, but I had an unopened bottle of Knob Creek (Mongo gave me for my bday) and asked if they wanted a pull.  We passed the bottle around and about an hour or two later the bottle was about 2/3 gone.  David couldn't stand up, I was buzzed but able to move and then the talk of smoking a joint came up.  One of the guys passed David, what he thought was a joint, and David went to light it but then pointed out, under closer inspection with a lit ciggie, that the joint was not a joint but a peanut shell.  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt was about that time when Benny and Snoop Donkey Log showed up and then Mongo and his buddy Jordon.  I bid the trio a good night and proceeded to kill the rest of the bottle with the new comers and pass out in my truck.  At about 2 am I woke up to find my air mattress had deflated and I was now sleeping on the wonderfully soft bed liner of my pick up.  I pulled out the mattress and inflated it again, all the while looking over my shoulder for mountain lions the park said were lurking around, and climbed back into bed.  At 6 am I got up and went over and pee\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d (faked it with groans of relief while pouring out a half a beer) on Log's tent ringing in the new day."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["17898"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.7118300000001909, "license": "Public Domain"}