{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["16731", "215", "The best Cooperfish ever?", 65, "jason", "Aug 7, 2008", "2008-08-07T07:13:10-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmad dog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Well done Jason - Were back on track - I'm not aufait with subcultural language (blow etc above posts) - does blowing the froth off a cold one mean doing it with a penguin?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tA penguin is driving around and his car breaks down.  He takes it to a repair shop and the mechanic told him it would be a while.  So the penguin goes across the street and gets a large vanilla ice cream.  The penguin shovels the ice cream with his flippers and gets it all over his face.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHe goes back to the repair shop and asks what was wrong with his car.  The repair guy says, \"It looks like you blew a seal\".  The penguin says, \"Nope, I was just eating some ice cream\".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndisclaimer: Trust me, the joke is a lot funnier in person when you can do the flipper motion of eating ice cream.  Doesn't really work well typing on the interweb.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nway off track..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["16731"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.600069999563857, "license": "Public Domain"}