{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["16721", "215", "The best Cooperfish ever?", 55, "little AL", "Aug 7, 2008", "2008-08-07T03:46:21-0400", "Hey MoneyBoy,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou have to remember a lot of the guys here do not know you, and we are in the land of the guys\n if you get my drift. So words like  that can make some of them feel a little less then at ease. I would be the first to buy Gene a drink but to ....well that is not me. Out here we don't joke much about that sort of thing. It is hard to make a joke on line, people can't see you face so some time that do not know it is as joke.  MB is one of the good guys now DHB is another story. He smokes cigarettes you know?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMonkeyBoy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            We calls those things \"jokes\" over here on the east coast.  You guys might have heard of them before and no, I wont grow up.  Life is too short.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["16721"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6767600007151486, "license": "Public Domain"}