{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["135796", "4461", "Stoker V machine - Fowler or Anderson?", 95, "Bruce Fowler", "Aug 18, 2018", "2018-08-18T17:55:10-0400", "miscreant said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I don't recommend owning a pig. They are insane beasts.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHmmm, from my understanding they are super intelligent creatures. A doctor friend had one in Hope Ranch down in Santa Barbara and his kids just loved it.  Then 'the Association' called them and told them the bylaws didn't allow \"farm animals\" so they had to relocate it up on a ranch in the SYV (I live outside of Solvang)..... so, somewhere up hereabouts.  Anyway, I was just kinda joking on that anyway.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh, by the way \"sweating like a pig\" is not likely..... pigs don't have sweat glands."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["135796"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6750800021109171, "license": "Public Domain"}