{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["135059", "4461", "Stoker V machine - Fowler or Anderson?", 42, "Bruce Fowler", "Aug 2, 2018", "2018-08-02T18:14:54-0400", "AH, the Fed Ex nightmare...... boy did they drop the ball.  Mistaken board returned 3x to the wrong address! The other customer in New Hampshire (if I recall right), finally got his board after A MONTH!.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI spent a good portion of my life calling Fed Ex being told they were connecting me to their special team and it would be handled.  Then as things wore on, they would take the Tracking number and state where it was..... and as it turned out, it wasn't anywhere near where they said but in fact in CALIFORNIA on its way back to ME!??!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPoor board was bounced around locations and thru their forwarding stations like a ping pong ball.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThanks to my \"BF Bomb Proof\" packing that has taken half a dozen years of perfecting, when the customer finally got the board he saw the box and feared the worse.  But the board was in new condition and finally this soap opera nightmare was over.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThey never even offered ANY form of compensation.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHAVE A NICE DAY:  FED EX!"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["135059"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5594290014414582, "license": "Public Domain"}