{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["1341", "17", "Sano weekend", 318, "little AL", "Jul 26, 2005", "2005-07-26T04:32:06-0400", "g-coast\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            My youger bro, the flight attendant for United in DC said he might show for a couple of days.  I won't be holding my breath.  This is a guy who calls me and says\"Dude, I'll be in Surfside on this date so make sure you're around man\".  3 weeks later I'll call him to see if he's dead and remind him of his prior commitment and he'll respond \"Dude, why would I say that?  I was in Rio that day, man;  on vacation bro\".  Anywho, he sent me this pick he took of someone named Ponch from CHIPs.  I aint sure if he's referring to Buffalo or Potato, but I'm sure my man Chuck Norris could kick his ass.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYa but you should see what Ponch can do to his wife. I think he went to jailed for that one."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["1341"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5036000002291985, "license": "Public Domain"}