{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["127864", "4784", "Gene and Lance have begun making V-bottoms", 92, "FirstPointEric", "Feb 9, 2018", "2018-02-09T09:23:10-0500", "miscreant said: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Why so triggered Colin?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMy talking about Lance Collins on this thread has nothing personal to do with you or a misspelling from an iPhone interaction. It speaks more to absurdity of the platform we all hold so dear to us.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeriously? Who cares?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBoards are boards regardless of who thought about them, or what was thought about them, or who shaped them, or who talked about them online, or what laminate is on them.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYep.  All I was psyched about was seeing Gene and Lance making boards together."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["127864"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5784799996035872, "license": "Public Domain"}